September 2011
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my geezer co-worker keeps farting at his desk. 23 mins to go. Fuck.
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Drought could last until 2020, state climatologist... →
austinstatesman:
The current drought that has been called the state’s worst one-year drought on record could be just the start of dry spell that could last until 2020, the Texas state climatologist said today.
Time to start xeriscaping the yard.
I can’t think of a better reason to move back to the North. At least snow and ice can melt.
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We Nes Day Haiku
No use for a micro- wave,Lizard crawls up the wall I’ll sing for a dime
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Brushing teeth with beer Do Gods read the classifieds I can’t help myself
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we roam the planet t.v.’s blaring on all sides Humanities folly
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anus reigns supreme, Commode kingdom has been sieged I feel pounds lighter
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I am at my job Somewhere a jukebox...
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rejection has never seemed so sweet.
How I deal with 90% of my co-workers
smile, nod, laugh when they laugh, but not too hard, just a friendly chuckle, and always ask ‘Oh Really?’ followed by one of the following:’I didn’t know that.’ , ‘That makes sense.’, ‘Oh man.’ or my favorite. ‘Jesus’(while shaking my head in disbelief).
I do all this and retain nothing said to me. I miss my giant headphones. Those...
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I would rather seek enlightenment than true love.
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“Poetry is a very dangerous word.”
– Tom Waits (via fine-and-bold)
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Part 1: In Which a Pony Earns No Wage
Three headless men asked me for a cigarette. I didn’t let them through the gap of my front teeth. Breathe fire out of wine one said. Go tell it to the Mountain was the reply that I picked from the deck of cards suspiciously stacked in my favor. I know nothing about the abyss quotes the second (the quote being from a book unwritten and undeserved of its absence). The abyss? Well who does know...
What the hell does TMI stand for?
I do not understand Internet speech.
blunderverse asked: Your a crazy fuck, who I'm guessing is five years in to untreated Schizophrenia. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Haven't posted in awhile...Jibber Jabber #3
A Joke
No cause for alarm. We are all guests of student films. Yes, there is an absence of terror. Consult the tarot. Tomorrow Starbuck’s will shut their doors in retrospect. I once loved myself, but I dreamed the whole damn thing. Imagine that. A fat kid looking for modeling work. I whored out my welcome when I called Andy Warhol a prophet. I lost my way with the first sip of political...
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criterioncorner:
Video of Terrence Malick filming his new movie with Christian Bale
So… this is kind of a big deal.
Malick is notoriously photo-averse and very rarely allows himself to appear on film, and yet here he is… what’s more, here he is while filming a sequence for a new movie he’s making with Christian Bale. The title of the film isn’t yet known, but this bit of...
Anonymous asked: "Humbleness and writing do not go hand in hand." This is good I like this.
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Delicate-genius. it is a sad day here at TBP, there is much to bitch and poke fun at. Did you watch all those videos? Great Gatsby!
Missladyclementine, thank you. Hopefully more shit will spew forth from my mind.
Thank you both for the support.
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