August 2011
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HAHAHAHAHA! Funny that I didn’t think of that. There would definitely be a prick between the legs.
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The only Gene’s that need to passed down are old pairs of Levi’s.
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Women think it is hard to be a man. I would like to see them drink for free with a prick between their legs.
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Trying not to Freak Out as Time Passes On
I may freak out at any moment At any moment I may freak out
The silence does not shatter
My thirst does not quench
No hour here is happy
Mental movie matinee Speculating in day dream technicolor a life lived If I gave it my all
And what a fantastic life Speeding down glorious mountains in fast automobiles Beautiful women around every bend A swimming pool where one can look over the valley of...
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There's something funny goin' on
I commit Plagiarism
Every time the mirror reflects me naked
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Christmas in August Haiku
Preachers bark with hate Christmas carolers sing joy Where is my present?
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Six Word Poem
Neo Nazi
Walmart Shopper
Coupon Clipper
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Post Lunch Break Nap Poem
I am surrounded By Scumbag twats
Masquerading as Mature Grown men
I need to leave Here Before I become One of them
Slowly sinking Into an ever Depressing Pathetic Grave
This can not be my end
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I’m surprised that some of my co-workers don’t ride the short bus to work.
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Good men don’t cheat. They Masturbate.
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Six Word Poem(Scream)
Dance Monkey,
Earn Money,
Bend Over
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Lets walk through Hell and call it a date.
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True Love means never having to wear a condom.
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Tomorrow We can Deal with Peace
Everyday subterfuge
I’m mingling with Mutual Masturbation
Top-heavy hungover head, Construct my criticism
Ring the doom bell
But don’t dance on my grave yet
The ballet of give and ache is not over The fat lady is still feasting On her groupon
Am I the only one who wants to stop dicking myself around?
Check the clock The time can’t be right
I just want a New York Bagel...
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If every day was a sick day. I would be helluva lot healthier. And happier.
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Haiku for you
Don’t stop now fucker
Maine’s great at this time of year
See Tomorrow’s dawn
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Haiku Two
Almost four-thirty Somwhere it’s happy hour To drink would be bliss
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Haiku of sorts #1
Your suitcase is packed Coffee is percolating I used to love Spring
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Untitled Poem by Andrew Vonn Sonn
Can’t stay still no longer Time for me to fly Can’t stay still no longer - Gotta move before I die Life it is for liv’n Not for sittin by
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Unemployment Blues
Hyenas laugh from the pile of Unpaid bills
I try to ignore them Keeping my focus on Consoling my television set, who through bitter tears tries in vain to find something worthwhile, constantly apologizing in between commercial breaks,
I keep saying “Don’t blame yourself for humanities mediocrity”
My flower pots are chain smoking, I get up to pour a glass of water into their...
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Standing up
I could fall asleep standing up
but
I won’t
No I will instead push on until the moment I can rest my weary head upon your pillow-e bossom
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Big Whiff
A friend of mine told me to take a big whiff of the air
So I did
Then this friend of mine explained that what I smelled was the sweet scent of Revolution
I looked at my friend And asked
Since when did Revolution smell like McDonald’s?
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One thing you won't find at a pet store
Cockraoches will never make very good pets
They are too small to Play with For Starters
Secondly Cockraches spread disease And Who wants a pet That can be deadly
Thirdly They only like darkness, You are better off Buying a bat
Lastly they never listen, but Who can blame them ?
If you knew that You would live Longer than every other creature Would you Give a fuck?
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Monday Morning Dragsville
Can’t dig this post-weekend scene. The alarm clock symbolizes notions obscene. I should still be dreamin’. Safely, under the covers with a soft skin lover. But I’m being dragged down. Oh Brother. It’s a Monday Morning Dragsville
New day. New dawn. Got a queen, I’m no king, I’m a time-clock pawn. Eight hours ‘til I’m gone. Gotta shake off this...
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